Get a Freakin’ Tan Already

The calendar says it's June, but our skin seems to be saying it's mid-February.  We would refer to this pale shade as “porcelain,” but that sounds too pretty.  Yes, there are plenty of lovely women who can work pale sk... more

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Post-Party Beauty Help

Friday night (and the four hours of sleep we managed) has left us feeling a little haggard.  So, we checked in with one of our friends who never seems to age and always has a glow about her to see how we can try to undo, or at least mask, the ... more

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Hump Day Happy Hour: 60-Minute Massage

If you know us at all, you know we're usually pretty pro-booze.  This week, however, we've been through the ringer and back and would love nothing more than to detox with an affordable massage so we can attack tomorrow sans the usual A... more

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Cloverdale Skin & Nails

We're not really sure what the skin part is all about in their business name, but this little hole in the wall salon gives the best manicures – if for no other reason than that the polish stays on forever. Literally. They’re slightl... more

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Leave it to the Professionals

Our modeling career has been a bit on the rocks ever since, oh we don't know, the day we were born, so it's not often that professional stylists do our hair and makeup. And sadly, our hair and makeup skills have not improved since those par... more

De-Puffing Without Sonya Dakar

The morning after a bottle of wine, a late night, a flight, or dinner at a sushi restaurant (so basically every single morning of our lives), our eyes and face are as puffy as the marshmallow man. Instead of resigning ourselves to an eternity of pu... more

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Get Rubbed on the Cheap (Dirty Old Man Not Required)

If you have met us, you probably know that as soon as we mention our beloved Lamai Thai Massage parlor, our jaw goes slack and we start slurring our words.  We love this place like a child -- a child that gives cheap massages!!  We are a ... more

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Warby Parker: Glasses You Can See Yourself In

Dorothy Parker once said "men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses," but we're gonna go ahead and refute that claim here. I mean, did she ever wear contact lenses in allergy season? Probably not. We've sound a cheap and stylish way ... more

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