Gag-Free V-Day Gifts

As a general rule, we think it's always best to let your man know exactly what you want for any given occasion. Don't let Valentine's Day be the exception, or you'll be stuck stuffing your post-prix-fixe-dinner tummy into "sexy" lingerie that both of you are too full/drunk to enjoy. Teddy bears, wilted roses, and bon bons are also a danger. To help ward of these unwanted advances, we've put together a quick & easy list of things you'd actually be excited to open on February 14th. 

Single? Every item below is under $100, and we're giving you our full permission to hit purchase. After all, there's no one you should love more than yourself!

1. TOMS ballet flats, $79 -- These could be considered man-repellent, but if you've got him so good he's actually buying things off of your V-day list, you're probably safe.

2. Madewell Llama Love Sweater, $88 - Ditto the above, but what's cuter than llama love?

3. Custom made ice cream via eCreamery, price varies -- We can't think of anything more adorable than a man who handpicks the ingredients for a personalized pint of ice cream. 

4. H&M Polka Dot blouse, $17.95 -- This is really just a no-brainer. You'll get a ton of wear out of this top, and it's under $20!

5. Blank NYC Skinny in "Pop Me", $90 -- Can't go wrong with a pop of color these days, and these jeans are red hot for Valentine's Day (and beyond).

6. Love Me DODOCase for iPad, $79.99 -- We're obsessed with the DODOcase generally, and this one has the added benefit of being adorned with famous street art. 

7. Benefit ChaCha Tint Lip & Cheek Stain, $29 -- This is a must-have for every woman. If you're buying for yourself, try also this life-changing product. 

8. Elizabeth and James Nile Topaz Stud Earrings, $95 -- Simple, wearable, and so much better than anything he would have picked out.