V-day Gifts For Him

Chances are that your man views Valentine's Day as a girlie holiday, one that he simply hopes to make it through unscathed, having done and said all of the "right" things.  This year, we suggest you go beyond a heart-covered card and the obligatory after-dinner gift (wink, wink) and give him something manly to make up for the $200-per-couple prix fixe and rampant PDA that are requisite for the evening.  Here are a few ideas:

Under $10:

Epic Shit Moleskin, $9.99 -- This is great way to mask man-journaling, doodles, or -- ahem -- the many poems he'll compose for you next year. 

Bhut Jolokia Seeds, $10 -- These peppers hold the world record for chile heat, and now he can grow them at home. What's manlier than that?

Under $20:

What The F*@# Should I Make For Dinner, $10.20 -- You can't be with him every night, and besides...you don't f*@#ing want to cook sometimes. 

Under $50:

Custom-blended Whiskey, price varies -- Not only can you create your own whiskey blend just for him, but you can also name it "Love Muffin" if you so desire.  Gift it alongside these amazing Roller Rock Glasses, $22. 

Leather Credit Card Case & Money Clip, $25 -- You're getting tired of looking at the rubberband holding his wad together every time he pays for dinner. Harumph.

X-Mini II Capsule Speaker, $27.95 -- Because it's always nice to have the biggest...sound...in the room.

Under $100:

Bicycle Cufflinks, $60 -- Okay, this one's kinda for us. These are so cute! 

Pocket-Sized Camcorder, $79.99 -- What he does with this is his business.  Just be sure that whatever it is doesn't one day launch your reality TV career.